Apparently Charlie Seen has gone MIA for the last several days on the set of Anger Management
Hmm gee, I wonder why. Possible reasons include:
#1. BOOBS
#2 - COKE
#3 - SNIFFING COKE ON BOOBS
Honestly, is there anyone in the Porn Animal Kingdom he hasn't bedded yet?
Well while Charlie Sheen is busy perfecting the world's best orgasm his absence has forced Lionsgate Production to push back production of Anger Management farther than expected
Possible stand-ins for Charlie Sheen could include:
Mercer Morrision
and Balthazar Getty
Charlie Sheen's publicist, Jeff Ballard, denies that the show had even had to shoot around the actor , "We did not shoot last week because another member of the cast was sick. Charlie is always ready , willing, and able to shoot Anger Management and looks forward to returning".
However, let's not forget that Charlie Sheen has dealt with substance abuse problems and was famously fired from Two and Half Men . The absence has left many study executive if we can even perform up to 100 episodes of television.
Performing up to par on set these days....probably no. However, achieving the highest score in sexual pole position that's a DEFINITE YES!
Many of the cast members complain of his erratic behavior which could be due to recent health issues involving a vocal cord problem.
Possible reasons for the vocal cord could include
SHOUTING OUT AT THE DEVIL ONCE TOO MANY TIMES also known as a SORE-GASM
However, this isn't the first time Charlie has had a scrap or two with the Anger Management cast. Actress Selma Blair, who played Charlie Sheen's love interest was dismissed from the show in which Sheen called her a "c**t". The two believe to have had a failing out due to Blair questioning Sheen's work ethic.
A work ethic that includes banging on the drum all day
COME ON EVERYONE YOU KNOW THE WORDS....SING ALONG!
There is a lot RIDING and I mean RIDING on Sheen's involvement and once Charlie Sheen is done riding the mechanical bull he should realize the show is expected to earn close $350 million to $500 million in generate revenue. That is not including the extra $800 million dollars it will generate from licensing fees, international sales, and syndication.
NOT BAD for someone whom after being fired by CBS still roams the streets of Hollywood with a suitcase full of porn and cocaine; believing he is "winning".
Apparently Gawker.com has been sniffing in Mr. Pink's private sock drawer way too many times and secretly got a hold of Tarantino's unfinished script titled Hateful Eight
Tarantino is now loaded up and his guns are a blazing as he prepares to sue Gawker for Copyright Infringement in claiming the website blog obtained the unauthorized 146 page titled "Here is the leaked script to Quentin Tarantino's Hateful Eight Script"
INSERT COIN for Free Kick Me shot.
Apparently being the first website to publicly loot all filmmaker's innermost treasures means more to Gawker.com that they would publicly risk finanical suicide in the process
Tarantino's Response
http://youtu.be/u7ER_q0B1-I?t=3m14s
The Fate of Gawker.com (OOOH, NO!)
http://youtu.be/z2jPCQbl0Lc?t=2s
That's like slitting your own wrist the Godfather way
"AYE!"
However in Gawker's defense they claim that merely reading a screenplay is by no means a direct copyright infringing act
Awww....you guys sniffing old news print or something.
Let's not forget who the real cat burglars are
Wait...that's not all. In a effort to make Gawker.com look like computer literate fools , Tarantino's lawyers claimed not only did they post the script but encourage online viewers to download it with direct links.
Gawker.com's defense:
"You have no proof ...they are incapable of saving anything online"
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT"
IF ANYTHING...
They either CTRL C'D
Adobed
or CUT, COPY, and PASTED that ass
AWWW..Gawker.com. Not playing with a full computer literate deck are we.
Ever since the Vacation trilogy was born in 1983 with Vactation, Clark Griswold has become the iconic figure of an endearing, lovable husband and father to all. He devises and promises his family the best Vacation from trilogy after trilogy only for the experience to ensue in total and utter chaos for all.
Hey that is what makes him a flawed character that any other husband and father can relate to. He has a loyal wife who loves him no matter what kind of mess he gets into. However his kids go along for the ride not expecting much from Dad and just hope he doesn't make a fool out of himself or anybody.
National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation takes a slight detour from the last two Vacation films but the plot is still the same. Instead of the Griswolds going on a road or plane trip, they are home for the holidays entertaining their relatives. I just can't get enough of the wonderful ebb and flow of all the pent up anxieties, resentments, and verbal exchanges that take places between the two in-laws and the trailer park clan who comes to crash the party. In a way it kind of reminds me of Xmas Eve on my Dad's side of the family.
The reason Xmas Vacation works is that because it takes common situations and conflicts that arise in families and exploits them to outrageous lengths. In everyone's family there is always going to be Grandparents, Aunts, Parents, who eat, sleep, snore, and complain too much.
There's always going to be a Cousin Eddie whose seen as a black sheep of the family. He latches onto Clark with his big bear claws for food, money, presents and doesn't know his ass from a proper waste disposal spot. If there ever was a big country cousin who belches, burps, scratches his butt, and asks you to save the neck for him it is Cousin Eddy.
"Merry Xmas! Shitter was full!"
Finally, you're going to have elderly Great Grandparents or Grandparents who get easily confused, forgets, and gets things misplaced or out of order. All of what makes us pull our hair out about our extended families is encompassed in this timeless holiday classic.
One of the memorable scenes in the film is Clark's never ending attempts to light up the neighborhood by displaying Christmas lights all over his house.
His first attempts fail, his In-Laws laugh at his lunacy, and the fate of his illuminated Christmas Castle lies at the hands of his wife. Whereas some people get by implementing the most cost effective way to light up their house, Clark over does it by decorating every nook and cranny of the house with enough electricity to bring down a city's power grid.
In a glorious Hallelujah celebration, everyone from Clark's parents to Eddie's Dog revels in his new found glory whereas the next door neighbor sulks in infamy about the stain in her carpet.
The biggest pops occur during Clark's dream pool sequence that results in a sexual fantasy with a certain lingerie sales associate.
"My god, why do I keep thinking about old mail issues of Stephanie Seymour in Victoria Secret magazine when ever I think of her"
Who could not forget Clark trying to upstage his family by promising the fastest sled only to be dashing through the snow on a sled ride from hell.
Finally , the unforgettable scene where the family cowers in fear running from the likes of all of things....a squirrel.
Like with all Vacation movie, there is always someone who acts as the thorn in Clark's spine and that swine in this edition is Frank Shirley played by Brian Murray.
When he huffs and puff and blows all the company bonuses away , Clark responds in a humorous tirade lambasting his boss all the while conducting some home remodeling of his own. Even though Brian Murray's screen time is limited he makes a big impact as a cranky, snot-nosed prick who counts his own profits and spits on his employee's shoes.
One of the great tragic Hollywood stories is the fact that Chevy Chase has faded from the movie scene. I mean he's a great comic and his timing, and his mannerisms in this movie is impeccable. However, it's his unwillingness to not step into more dramatic roles like Bill Murray that has kept us from seeing more potential classics like this one.
Christmas Vacation will always be a timeless holiday classic for those who want a more adult spin to their holiday cheer. And Clark's delusions of grandeur to re-create the Christmas's of old with his family but failing miserably is something we all can relate to. There's no denying the impact Christmas Vacation has had during the Holidays with tens of thousands posting online videos to earn the coveted bragging rights to re-creating their own Griswald style light display. JOE'S FAVORTIE MUSIC TRACK FROM THE FILM
"Can't see the line can you Russ?" "NO! "
This was a tough one. Originally I was going to go with the Xmas Vacation theme song but I keep going back to Bing because of the Stephanie Seymour wanna-be bathing beauty. So in honor of the Lingerie Sales Associate I give you this .
Home Alone 2 is a great example of how to make a great sequel if the same cast, and same plot story line are present. It doesn't matter where the movie takes place as long as the magic of the first one is present. Home Alone became a holiday hit with kids because it tapped into every kid's wishes from being independent from your parents, to do and say what you want, to the power of defending yourself in every cruel way possible to those who are up to no good. Even though this formula is copied for a second time round , it's effect is still well achieved. Honestly, what kid would not want to take a dream vacation on their parents dime if they could.
The film adds a nice plot twist at the beginning in showing how Kevin ended up in New York City. An alarm clock fails, setting off a similar chain of events that sends the McCallister clan into a hurried frenzy off to the airport. When Kevin's mom think's she's misplaced him again, out pops up Kevin to offer a brief sigh of relief. It's at that moment that we think all is well with the world with Kevin being reunited with his family. However, by fooling Kevin into thinking he's following whom he believes is his father, hops on the wrong flight, ends up in NYC thus opening up the door to a whole new set of circumstances utilizing the same magic of the first.
Instead of Kevin uncovering his brother's allowance, he's got access to Mom and Dad's piggy bank and is living it up with class and style in New York City. Whether it's sightseeing around town, buying fireworks, to checking into a five star hotel, to ordering tasty treats it seems like the skies the limit. When things are about to look up for Kevin, a whole new set of unfortunate circumstances arise that further take Kevin away from the comforts of easy living to the mean streets of New York City where poverty, crime, and despair roam rampant.
First, the credit card he checked into the hotel with was not his. Second, he's now a fugitive of the law. Third, the Sticky Bandits are hot on his trail. So although it offers the same plot of the first, Kevin's character does do some soul searching when he encounters a woman who is in a much worse predicate than he is. In another heartfelt conversation that may not have been as powerful as the one he had with Roberts Blossom it's still effective and sends a good message.
It is then Kevin learns to not always think about himself and what makes him happy but to be more compassionate to thoughts and feeling of others.
The finale has him not defending his house, but defending himself and the rights, liberties, and privileges for all ill-stricken children during Xmas when he squares off against the Sticky Bandits. The same tricks, gags, and stunts are used but are heightened more to elevate the laugh factor.
In the end, it shows that you can create the same plot circumstances as the original to create another moving character experience as Kevin takes his first step from childhood to early adult. It becomes another heartfelt Xmas classic full of hope, love, and action-packed slapstick joy for the whole family. So it's not original but hey it's a Xmas movie, and during Xmas we need films that have warm messages for all growing kids to be kind, considerate, and compassionate to those less fortunate during the holidays . JOE'S FAVORITE TRACK FROM FILM:
Has anyone as a child said anything or acted out of context to a parent, sibling, or relative that in the heat of the moment you wished to never see or speak to them again? What if for one brief moment your wish come could true and they weren't there.
Would the experience be as fun as you were anticipating or just not the same without them? Well in this second John Hughes Holiday classic we get to this childhood fantasy through the heart and soul of a young Kevin McCallister (Macualay Culkin).
Home Alone is about an 8 year old boy, Kevin McCallister, whom through the course of a Christmas Vacation can indulge in his innermost pleasures from eating junk food, watching cops and robbers, to jumping on the bed.
Although he appears to be a snotty, loud mouth kid, he is often over-shadowed by his older brothers and sisters. So in a way the separation from child and family serves as a reflection time for both parties involved and at the end they both begin to value the love, respect, and compassion they have for each other. They aren't really mad at one another other it was just the heat of the moment.
The absence of Kevin's parents adds a wonderful plot device and serves as the beginning of his character ark. In order for Kevin to enjoy the fruits of freedom, he is going to have overcome his own fears from doing the laundry, going out shopping, to sleeping in a empty house at night.
After over coming the trials, Kevin is more self-confident, independent, wiser, and clever in outwitting the Wet Bandits (Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci) at the end. When the Wet Bandits come to town , they underestimate his resourceful to use whatever tools, devices, and traps to lure these unsuspecting fools into misery.
A lot of the credit to the box office success goes to John Hughes well-crafted and clever script. The inspiration from Home Alone drew from a a scene in Uncle Buck, where a much younger Maculay Culkin is guarding the front door waiting for John Candy's girlfriend to come babysit him. The brief scene became quite funny, clever, and smart that visions of box-office dollars began ringing in John Hughes's head.
. Director Chris Columbus, offers a wonderful steady-fast physical comedy that is well-timed to build up to the chaos that is about to unfold during the home invasion.
The performances are memorable from young Culkin, to Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci whose on screen chemistry, and physical comedy presence makes them to be more like the Two Stoogers rather than cat burglars.
Lastly, we cannot forget Roberts Blossom , the McCallister's neighbor and supposed neighborhood "Boogey Man" , whose memorable scene really delivers a powerful message as to what the theme of Christmas is all about.
They say there are many Xmas movies that go well with milk and cookies and this is one of them. :)
