CHARLIE SHEEN VS ANGER MANAGEMENT CAST

Apparently Charlie Seen has gone MIA for the last several days on the set of Anger Management


Hmm gee, I wonder why.  Possible reasons include:

#1. BOOBS

#2 - COKE

#3 - SNIFFING COKE ON BOOBS

Honestly, is there anyone in the Porn Animal Kingdom he hasn't bedded yet? 

Well while Charlie Sheen is busy perfecting the world's best orgasm his absence has forced Lionsgate Production to push back production of Anger Management farther than expected

Possible stand-ins for Charlie Sheen could include:

Mercer Morrision

and Balthazar Getty

Charlie Sheen's publicist, Jeff Ballard, denies that the show had even had to shoot around the actor , "We did not shoot last week because another member of the cast was sick. Charlie is always ready , willing, and able to shoot Anger Management and looks forward to returning".

However, let's not forget that Charlie Sheen has dealt with substance abuse problems and was famously fired from Two and Half Men .  The absence has left many study executive if we can even perform up to 100 episodes of television.

Performing up to par on set these days....probably no.  However, achieving the highest score in sexual pole position that's a DEFINITE YES!

Many of the cast members complain of his erratic behavior which could be due to recent health issues involving a vocal cord problem.

Possible reasons for the vocal cord could include

SHOUTING OUT AT THE DEVIL ONCE TOO MANY TIMES also known as a SORE-GASM

However, this isn't the first time Charlie has had a scrap or two with the Anger Management cast. Actress Selma Blair, who played Charlie Sheen's love interest was dismissed from the show in which Sheen called her a "c**t".  The two believe to have had a failing out due to Blair questioning Sheen's work ethic.

A work ethic that includes banging on the drum all day

COME ON EVERYONE YOU KNOW THE WORDS....SING ALONG!

There is a lot RIDING and I mean RIDING on Sheen's involvement and once Charlie Sheen is done riding the mechanical bull  he should realize the show is expected to earn close $350 million to $500 million in generate revenue.  That is not including the extra $800 million dollars it will  generate from licensing fees, international sales, and syndication.

NOT BAD for someone whom after being fired by  CBS still roams the streets of Hollywood with a suitcase full of porn and cocaine; believing he is "winning". 

BECAUSE AFTER ALL....

HE"S WILD THING!